Thursday, November 12, 2009

Mike Tyson Assualts Paparazzi




Apparently Mike Tyson assaulted a 50 year old paparazzi at the LAX airport yesterday. This hits home to my because last year I worked as a photographer in a couple of clubs in Vegas, taking photos of athletes (I met and shot Mike many a time). Look, paparazzi get a bad rap for many of the things in their collective past (killing Princess Diana, not killing Lindsay Lohan), but I'm not sure who to fault here. Instead of racking our brain (or google searching mike tyson+assault+paparazzi+lax) to figure out what happened, why don't I just use this as an excuse to show you a bunch of photos i took of athletes in Vegas. It's not like this is the first or last time Iron mike will beat up a civillian.


floydd mayweather, doing floydd mayweather things


2 bullies from the '90s who are significantly less scary now


john elway, the legend


legendary nba enforcer and poker player, charles oakley


zab judah, throwing his career away



larry johnson giving a performance that only consisted of the word "nigga" and the names of different cities, this performance lasted roughly 2 hrs.


how the perfromance ended


jermaine o'neal who routinely insisted he was goingto cleveland to play with lebron



mike tyson and carrot top, for some reason



chuch liddell, after getting beat up for like the millionth time


mike tyson and ricky hatton, who has become boxings answer to the aforementioned chuck liddell


ny streetball legend/nba player rafer alston, who famously showed up a half late to a highschool stated champonship, reeking like pot and then proceeded to score 30 in the 2nd half(he confirmed this)



sugar shane (nothing interesting to say about him)


junior seau with a honeymooners hat


albert haynesworth and keith bullock, before they cursed their season by desecrating the steelers "terrible towel"


gary sheffield, looking surly


antoine walker, before he was arrested in reno for pasing a million dollars worth of bad checks for gambling and it was found out he was broke shortly after retiring. he made 110 million dollars during his career.


zaza pachulia of the hawks, looking like he was dressed by guippeto (from pinochio)


jr smith, with a cigar and a bloods hand sign




ex manchester united great dwight yorke, aka the smiling assasin


baron davis partying his career away

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